An Australian man who took a roadside toilet stop in far North Queensland was bitten on the penis by a deadly Eastern Brown snake. “I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head,” Daryl Zutt told the Cairns Post. “As soon as I felt it, I yelled. It really hurt.” The snake left fang marks but did not inject venom into his penis. Zutt suffered abdominal pain and vomiting but was eventually given the all clear by paramedics.

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