Substitute # 5. Electric Toothbrush. Abduct it when the kids aren’t looking and force it into sexual slavery. Bugs Bunny will soon become your favourite buzzy partner in a life of crime. A caution - do NOT put toothpaste on it first. You don’t want to be foaming at the lips, and unable to spit at the right time…

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