Not only does the Olympics bring us numerous weird and wonderful sports (ping pong, anyone?), it’s also the world’s biggest gathering of gorgeous, young bodies wearing tight, figure-hugging lycra…

In diving the old-fashioned Speedos still hold sway. There, tumbling gracefully off the 10 metre platform, you’ll find perfectly sculpted male bodies wearing nothing but a scrap of itty-bitty lycra to hold the business in place. I’m surprised they haven’t gone with something less skimpy, if only for safety’s sake, because there’s nothing worse than a stray testicle throwing out your triple somersault synchronised routine…

This is an excerpt from the Planet Sex column at For The Girls – great reading and hot erotica for women.