My fellow women, I’d like you to take a quiet moment to think about your genitals. If you haven’t done it recently, consider taking off your daks and squatting over a mirror for a bit.

Now that you’ve done that, I’d like you to take another moment to start feeling really guilty and embarrassed about your bits. They are, after all, terribly frightening, what with all the hair and fleshy lip parts that tend to stick out all over the place. No doubt they don’t look anything like the genitals of that paragon of womanhood, Jenna Jameson.

Well, rest assured, you don’t have to suffer such dreadful normality any longer! Just when you thought that fashion couldn’t think up anything else to make you feel bad about yourself, along come some new and exciting products to really get you feeling self conscious and depressed.

We take a look at the Vajazzling craze in our latest ‘Smoking Brassieres’ column at For The Girls. Intelligent porn for women.